Friday 31 December 2010

Happy New Year

I don't think Simba is impressed with my big wet raspberry! 

Simba says we have a new year tomorrow.  Whats wrong with this year, why do we have to have a new one?  Is it broken?  It wasn't me!  Anyway, Simba says we must wish everyone a Happy New Year.  See you next year, lots of love Simba and Jasmine xx

Thursday 30 December 2010

Help save our tree

We've heard mention of the tree coming down soon!!  Me and Simba have decided to hold a sit-in.  We've brought some of our toys under the tree to help too.

Wednesday 29 December 2010

Climb the Christmas Tree? Moi?

I didn't start to climb the Christmas tree until after Christmas day.  I was after the snowman that was halfway up the tree.  Can you spot me climbing?  If not, well if couldn't have been me then ;)  Mummy took the snowman out of the tree so I can play with it. 
Mummy has hidden all the chocolate out of my reach - again.  She told me it was bad for me, but I thought she was just saying that to stop me eating her favourite thing.  All the hoomans are in on the act now too!  Humph.  Still, yesterday me and Simba got an excellent breakfast.  Mummy got up first and fed us our nom noms.  Daddy got up later and didn't realise we had already been fed.  Simba and I gobbled it down before he realised his mistake :)  Well, I am a growing kitty aren't I? :)

Tuesday 28 December 2010

I got da bling

This is the only picture mummy was able to get of my new blingy collar.  Well, if she hadn't been so busy going to something called "The Sales" i'm sure she could have got a better one!
Apparently this is evidence that I have been naughty - again!  Don't see how it can be.  I mean, why on earth would I want to to nibble this yummy chocolate bar?  Anyway, people shouldn't leave things lying about like that should they?

Sunday 26 December 2010

Happy Boxing Day

We had a fantastic time yesterday.  Look at all the paper we got to play with :)  I can't wait for the boxes to arrive today.  I love boxes.
Me and Simba got new collars.  Simba is very pleased with his shiney new black one.  It has silver paw prints.  Mind is pink with diamontee's.  We got some lovely new toys to play with as well.  Fluffy animals to whap and chase about the house with.  Ones that make funny noises and ones with lovely nip in too :)  Hope everyone got lots of lovely things too.

Friday 24 December 2010

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.  I hope everyone has a fantastic day tomorrow and Santa brings you lots of lovely toys and nom nom treats.
Simba and I are going to be every so good.  We will have a nice bath and an early night so Santa can leave our presents.  Simba says we must leave him a drink and nom noms too and some for the raindeer as well.  I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thursday 23 December 2010

Bauballs and bells

I am pointing at the pretty tree decorations.  I am not trying to pull them off the tree or attack them.  I am just pointing them out for you all to see.  Can you see Simba curled up at the back?  The monster hair fell off last night just after nom nom time.  Mummy used a bottle of Monster Hair Removal cream and it seems to have done the job.  Although, he seems to have scarey glowing eyes now!

Wednesday 22 December 2010

A hairy surprise

Oh no, just look at Simba.  He has woken up with hair on his head!!!  He has admitted that the monster licked his head  the other day and we think this is why it has happend.  Mummy said she would shave it off for him, but he thinks he looks rather cool with hair.  What do you think?   I think Santa better bring him a brush!

Tuesday 21 December 2010

More snow

We've had lots of fresh snow again.  Mummy took this picture when she went out at lunch time.
The monster is still living in the garden.  Simba says its not a puss cat. (Mum would have brought it in by  now mol).  He said its bigger and hairier and has fangs with dribble hanging off it! I'm definitely staying inside in the warm.  I've found a safe snuggle place under the Christmas tree and Simba is keeping me safe. 

Monday 20 December 2010

Sparkley things

Well, whats all this sparkley, glittery stuff?  Simba say's I shouldn't chew it cause I will get tinselitus!!!!!  There is also a tree in the living room now.  How strange is that?  Simba went under it straight away and snuggled up.  He said I could do that too, but I mustn't climb it or chew it!   Dunno why he seems to think I will chew everything?!
When he came back in yesterday from checking out who had been leaving paw prints in the garden, he had lots to tell me.  He said it was a big fat hairy monster!  Can you believe that, a monster in my garden?  He said it was still lurking at the bottom of the garden under a bush.  He tried to make friends with "it" but it said it would bite his nose off if he came any closer.  Simba told him very politely that it was our garden and therefore he couldn't do such a thing.  He also said if he didn't have anywhere else to go, he could stay in our garden and keep safe.  Simba also told him that if he was nice to us and promised not to bite noses or anything else off we would see about leaving something nice out for him to eat.

Sunday 19 December 2010

An intruder

We've had more snow again.  We have had an intruder in the garden, can you see the footprints?
Simba is being very brave and has gone out to investigatge.
I kept an eye on things from the window so I could tell mummy when Simba needed letting back in.
Its very tiring work being "lookout" so I thought I would conserve some energy and have a little snuggle down.  Dad has gone out to clear the snow so he will be able to let Simba back in.  I hope Simba comes back soon so he can tell me all about his adventures prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Saturday 18 December 2010

Lovely surprise

Wow, look at all my new friends.  Thanks for making me a "friend on friday" :)  Lots of new kitties to read about and learn from. 
We've got snow again here.  Mummy isn't best pleased because she needs to get out and about doing mummy type things like shopping.  Simba and I are going to stay in the warm and snuggle up for a snoozy day.  Hope everyone is nice and warm and snuggled up too xx

Friday 17 December 2010

Windy corner

Mummy had a yummy curry and I got to lick the plate nom nom nom.  Mummy says I am a kitty dishwasher cause I like the taste of EVERYTHING!!

Thursday 16 December 2010

Bathtub boxing match

Simba and me had a great game of bathtub boxing.  Look at Simba trying to look all innocent when we got caught :)  Simba says it looks like i'm being sucked down the plug hole!!  Sometimes he likes to tell me things to frighten me.  It can be rather draining mah haa ha ha

Wednesday 15 December 2010

How strange

Well, I was coming down stairs minding my own business when I heard a terrible noise.  Mummy was sort of leaping about the room and singing to a song coming from the telly!  At first I thought she was in terrible pain, but then I realised she was smiling.  I wasn't smiling.  The noise coming from her hurt my little ears!  Hoomans do strange things don't they?

Tuesday 14 December 2010

Its all wrapped up - not

Me and Simba got to have great fun with all the pretty wrapping paper.  Simba says i'm going to really enjoy Christmas day cause there will be lots of paper :)
Look at me, i'm being a present hee he

Monday 13 December 2010

Bunnies come to play

The bunnies, Dory and Crush, came in to play this weekend.  I was very lucky that they were allowed to play cause I had been a little bit naughty over the weekend.  I had nibbled the packaging of my hooman sisters birthday cake!  I got caught before I nibbled through and got to the yummy cake!
I had a nice time playing with Dory and Crush.  They are very friendly, which is a bit of luck really cause they are quite a bit bigger than me!  Its my hooman big sisters birthday today so perhaps if i'm really really good all day I will get some yummy cake later :)


Sunday 12 December 2010

Nodding cat

Humph, mummy thought it might be funny to put a photo of me nodding off on the end of the sofa!  She said I looked very funny.  Charming huh?

Saturday 11 December 2010

Musical statues

Me and Simba are playing musical statues.  The music has stopped and Simba is staying very very still.  I'm pulling faces at him trying to make him laugh, but its not working.  How can I make him move?

Friday 10 December 2010

Snuggle time

Mummy is doing a very good impression of a blanket hee he.  I enjoyed having everyone round for storytime yesterday, hoped you all enjoyed it too.  Simba say's you can all come round anytime you like :)

Thursday 9 December 2010

Story time

Simba loves to tell stories.  He is ever so good.  If anyone wants to come round and listen to his tales we have plenty of kitty milk and nom noms.

Wednesday 8 December 2010

Kangaroo cuddle

I am having a kangaroo cuddle with my hooman big sister.  I can't kan't garooooot hee he

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Post-it promise

Someone left me a note to say that they PROMISE the bunnies will come in soon to play with me.  Well, ok, I might come out from under the mat in that case then.  But, you've all seen the writen promise there on the floor so you can all be my witnesses :)

Monday 6 December 2010

Who stole the weekend

Because the snow was melting, the bunnies didn't end up coming in to play yesterday :(  I have to wait to play with them.
I decided to sulk under the door mat humph.  Mummy said someone had stolen the weekend.... its not under here either.  I'm staying here until somebody promises to bring the bunnies in to play........ so there.

Sunday 5 December 2010

The mysterious case of the munchies!!!

It wasn't me, I wasn't there!!

(Bunnies didn't come in yesterday, hopefully they will today :)

Saturday 4 December 2010

Kitty sandwich

I'm being a kitty sandwich.  Its lovely and warm between these cushions hee he.  I better jump out if mummy comes in cause she will eay ANYTHING!!
The bunnies don't look quite so warm out there, but my big hooman sister says they have lots of hay and straw to snuggle up in.  They are coming in today for some warming up whilst their hutch is cleaned.  They're very friendly and like to play with me and Simba :)

Friday 3 December 2010

Do I look like a snail?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, i've managed to loose my collar sometime during the night.  Do you think if I stay snuggled with my blanket round me, no-one will notice?  Without that tinkly bell, I can creep up on Simba much more easily and make him jump hee he.

Thursday 2 December 2010

There is even more snow in the garden now and mummy says there is going to be a lot more falling today!  This is the third day mummy is going to walk to work.  It takes her nearly 2 hours each way!  I'm glad I don't have to go to work.  I'm not even old enough to work as household security yet, but Simba has been trying to train me.
This is me being trained.  Simba looks away and I have to tell him what I can see in the garden.  I'm supposed to go right up to the door to look out but that glass is very very cold.  Anyhow, I have a good view from here.  Simba.............I can see snow hee he

Wednesday 1 December 2010

Winter wonderland

Mummy says the weather men said "light snow".  Mummy says she'd hate to see their idea of heavy snow then.  I'm not going out there, that's for sure.  Simba says there is absolutely no way he is venturing out today.  He says it will come past his tummy!
 
I fell in the bath :(  I was just patting the bubbles and leant in for a closer look and then....SPLASH.  I don't know why the hoomans sit in there for so long................. it was horrible!!!!  Luckily my hooman big sister, who was running the bath, heard the noise and came and helped.  I was just climbing out when she found me as I went splat on the bathroom floor.  She snuggled me in a nice warm towel until I was dry again.  I won't be doing that again in a hurry.  Simba said it took him 3 times to learn his lesson!!!