Scritch me

I can only clean the tip of my tail with this silly cone on :(  My ears are so in need of scritching and I just can't get there. Luckily my hooman big sister came to the rescue and gave me lots of cuddles and scritches.  I asked Simba to give me a bit of a clean, but he seems a bit scared of my cone.  I gave him an ear clean so hopefully he will return the favour. Mummy says she is going to get some "pet wipes" today and give me a bit of a freshen up.  She says that will make me feel a bit better.  I do feel a bit miserable and sorry for myself, but I think that's because I am finding getting comfy for snoozing a bit difficult.  Mummy  made me a comfy cushion wih a towel and that seemed to help a bit.  Roll on Friday 8th of April when they take my stitches out and remove the cone.

Furry tale

I managed to sort of get myself comfy and have a little snooze.  You can see just how much of my furs they stole!!  I can't wait to get rid of the cone of shame :(

This is not a crown

Ahem, absolutely nowhere in my Forever Home Contract did it say I had to be an uplighter!!! I feel seriously silly in this thing!  Everything went well yesterday and I have to go back in a couple of days to have the stitches looked at. Mummy says its all nice and neat and clean.  I have to take her word for that, this cone thing stops me having a good look.  Whilst i'm there I will try and find out who stole my furs when I was sleeping.  They stole a big patch on my side and a smaller patch on my front leg!  I want it back.  Then I go back in two weeks to have the stitches removed and this cone thingy taken off.

My big day

Today's the day of my ladygardenectomy.  I thought i'd better inspect the carrier again.  Look, mummy has got the message and is going to put my blanket in there instead of newspaper.  I should think so too.  I'm very nervous, but not as much as mummy is.  Mummy is a big worrier though.  After dropping me off, she is going to the dentist.  If you see her walking around with one of those funny lampshade type things round her neck, you know she got the appointments muddled up hee he.  Mummy says she will update as soon as there is news xxxx

Just a quick update to say the vet has called and Jasmine is now awake.   Everything went well and she can be picked up a little later this afternoon :)  - Me, I have a numb face after having a filling :(

p.s I don't know why Jas's pictures aren't showing as normal.  I haven't changed any settings!!

Sun puddles

There's a big sun puddle on mummies bed, so we are going to stay snuggled here and enjoy it prrrrr.  Somebody has stolen an hour of our day, what a cheek.  Mummy says it's all to do with British Summer Time!  Why have they taken our hour though? Apparently we get it back, but not for months and months.

Table manners

Mummy is having friends round for dinner this evening.  I thought i'd better inspect the table and see if everything is all in order.  Mmmmmm, this candle smells lovely  and ............oooooh this candle holder is perfect for scratching my chinny chin chin on prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

For ME Friday

Look what I got :)  My hooman big sister went to Disney in Paris for a few days and she brought me back this lovely blingy Princess collar prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Read all about it

Phew, mummy brought me home again.  How undignified, she made me sit on newspaper!!!  What part of "Princess" does she not understand?  I should have had a comfy blanket at the very least!  I protested all the way there......very loudly.  The v.e.t was a very nice lady who checked me over and said I was healthy.  I'm booked in to have my lady gardenectomy next Monday.  Mummy will drop me off before she goes to the dentist.  Hah, at least she has to suffer too!

Simba came to inspect the carrier and ask me how I had got on.  I think he was checking whether I had done a poopy do or a tinkle in there.  As if!

Errrrr, excuse me!!!  She didn't do anything there.  Charming!

It's your turn now Simba, hee he :)

Oh no, pet carrier alert

I'm hiding.  Do you think mummy know's where I am?  I have to go to the v.e.t this afternoon for my pre-gardenectomy check-up.  I'm scared :(

It's ok mummy, I will sit and have a little chat with her this morning and give her a little cuddle :)
p.s  I think it's mummy who is the most worried xx

Vegetating

The vegetable drawer had been taken out of the fridge to be cleaned.  I just had to test it out for sit-a-bility.

Round and round the garden

It was such a lovely day yesterday that I got to have a little walk outside.  Here I am visiting the resting place of Figaro, Simba's big brother.  Errrrm, do my legs look a bit short in this picture??
p.s yesterday's picture was me trying to escape from the naughty corner hee he :)

Have a guess

What do you think I am doing?

What's the MATter

Mummy bought some new door mats.  I liked the other ones because me and Simba could play Twister on them.  I will have to try and find a new game to play on these ones.  In the meantime I am going to enjoy rolling on that lovely new carpet smell prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A short tail

Today I am not in the mood to be photographed by mummy and her flashy box, so there.

I'm being kitten napped!

Every evening my big hooman sister comes and kitten naps me and takes me up to her room for cuddles.  Here I am waving night night to mummy :)

Wordless Wednesday

Spit Spot

Mummy and daddy are back from their weekend away.  They went to celebrate mummies brother's birthday.  They stayed in a big house in the countryside with lots of family and friends.  One of the things they did was to dress up as somebody or something from the year you were born!

Meet my mummy and, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my mummy!!!!  I don't think I will ever understand hoomans and the things they do!

Fully charged

This is my grumpy face.  This is me looking very moody.  Mummy and daddy are going away for a long weekend and leaving me and Simba behind!!  My big hooman sister and her boyfriend will still be here looking after us, but.............how dare they go away!!

Leap day

I found another bag to hide in.  I'm waiting for Simba to come down the stairs and then I am going to jump out on him hee he.  I have to keep ever so still because its very crinkly and noisey.  He is going to be soooo surprised when I leap out. 

I'm spying

I'm spying on mummy, but what is she up to?  There is sizzling and yummy smells going on.

Pancakes!!  Simba says that Tuesday was pancake day and its traditional to eat these slurp.  The first one was teeny tiny and very thin.  The next one was a sort of blob.  The rest were all pretty much like this.  There was all sorts of things to put on the pancakes.  Chocolate drops, fudge pieces, bananas, marshmello and good old traditional lemon and sugar.  Trouble was, I didn't get any!  Luckily I was spying on her.  I'm going to have a go at making them when they are all busy elsewhere hee he :)  Anyone want one?

Bag a bargain

This bag had lots of present for my big hooman brother.  Presently, I will be sitting here for some time enjoying the crinkly sound and comfort of the bag hee he.

Throne room

I have made a cushion throne to sit on.  Its lovely and warm and cosy.  I had such a lovely snooze on here.  Simba is feeling much better now and is back his normal self :)
We didn't get to play with the cars from the cake because the hoomans ate them!!!  And they say us kitties will eat anything!!

Ohhhh, CAKE :)

Its my hooman brother's birthday today.  They are all going out for dinner and we aren't invited!!!  Humph.  Then they are coming back here to eat this cake.  I hope I get a little bit.  Or to play with one of those little cars maybe.
Simba is feeling a bit better, but still not himself.  He hasn't done anymore icky poo for a while.  He wasn't really interested in his breakfast this morning, but mummy hopes he might have a little something a bit later on.

Mouse in the house

Mummy has a new strawberry blingy mouse.  Her blingy mouse mouse doesn't work anymore.  I didn't do it.  Although I felt the need to release him from his wire thingy, I would most definitely not chew through wires.  Ever.   Run free blingy mouse, run free.
Simba is still sleeping this morning.  He isn't very well today.  He was icky poo late last night and then again on mummies bed at about 5am!  I've never been sick and I hope it stays that way.  I was very scared when stuff flew out of his mouth!  Eurrrggghhhhhhh.

Collar full fun

I managed to slip my collar during the night.  It was very funny.  It meant I could creep up on Simba and make him jump hee he.  My hooman sister found it in the morning though and put it back on. 

Smiley Simba

Look at Simba, I think he is even smilling at the camera.  He is such a soppy sausage :)  Shall I jump up and snuggle in do you think?

Steamy

Nope, I just can't understand why the hoomans like to spend soooooooo much time in here?!?!?!  I admit the bubbles look fun, but they don't even play with those!

Peeping tom cat - except i'm not a tom :)

I could watch the bunnies playing for hours.  They bounce about and chase each other round and round their run.  Then, when they get tired, they snuggle up together and nod off :)  They smell of hay and are nice and warm and cuddly.  They are a bit bigger than me, but i'm catching up!