Cat burglar caught on CCTV
Ooooh look, mummy has left the cereal/kitty biscuit cupboard door open. I wonder if I can get a packet without being seen?
Oh no, she's shutting the door. Got to be quick otherwise I will get my head chopped off and that will take days to heal!
I got it, oh yeah. Simba! Simba, come quick I have got us some extra treats hee he